Full-colour DTF print
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“Dirty Hooker” & “Master Baiter” - His and Hers Valentine’s Tee
“Dirty Hooker” & “Master Baiter” - His and Hers Valentine’s Tee
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Say it with matching sass.
These funny and relatable Valentine’s shirts are made for couples who’ve been through it all—and still choose each other. Whether you’re still in love or just not in the mood to train a new man, this duo makes the perfect gift for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or everyday laughs.
Perfect For:
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Valentine’s Day couples
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Funny anniversary gifts
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Long-term love with a sense of humour
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His & hers shirt bundles or custom orders
1× Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Shirt
Product Details & Specs
Product Details & Specs
100% U.S. cotton · Classic fit · 5.3 oz fabric · Taped neck & shoulders · Tear-away label · Seamless body · OEKO-TEX certified dyes · Safety Green ANSI/ISEA compliant · Eco-friendly manufacturing (reduced plastic waste, U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol)
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold · Hang dry recommended to maintain print quality · Do not iron directly on design
How It's Made
How It's Made
Decorated in-house using premium DTF or sublimation (depending on design requirements). Each print is cured and pressed to ensure long-lasting, vibrant results.
Turn Around Times
Turn Around Times
Our standard production time is 2 business days before shipping or pickup. Every shirt is made fresh to order to ensure the highest quality.
Shipping Information
Shipping Information
Shipping timelines provided at checkout exclude production time.
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